This post deserves an introduction. While in Charlottesville, Virginia with my roommates to see Dave Matthews Band, we met a most intriguing man by the name of Wayne Dawson. I believe we had at least a 15 minute conversation with him. I cannot attest to his sobriety (he must have left it at home), but his state did lead to some amazingly hilarious quotable quotes. I will never forget you, Wayne Dawson.
"WAYNE DAWSON! What are you going to do with me? Love me!" - Wayne Dawson introducing himself
"Beautiful, beautiful fuckin' people." - Wayne Dawson
"No more 'r' words. Rainbows!" - Wayne Dawson, whispered
thank god for Wayne Dawson and thank god for the rebirth of this blog. I love this blog! And I love Jews! And I love you! And I love salt on toast apparently?
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