This past weekend was the Apple Cup in Pullman, WA. For anyone who doesn't know (apparently I have readers in Denmark??), the Apple Cup is the final football game of the season between Washington state rivals, University of Washington and Washington State. With a UW win this year, I heard a plethora of hilarious chants, drunken exclamations and words of wisdom. You decide which is which.
"My hair! I need to shave it." - Madeline Gagner, sober
"You know what? I just want a snack." - Madeline Gagner, drunk
"I don't listen to not Dave." - Crystal Komenda (Yeah, I quoted myself. Get over it.)
"Pullman sucks! Pullman sucks!" - UW student section chant during the 4th quarter of play
"UW rejects! UW rejects!" - UW student section chant while WSU football team ran onto the field
"Sark must have the biggest fucking cock." - Guy in front of me in reaction to Coach Sark going for it on 4th and 1
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