Full of Mayhem

"Oh and the knees! Feel them" - Kimberly Redding

"Crystal, you don't have socks on." - Kimberly Redding

"Wait... Stop it... Don't make me nervous..." - Kimberly Redding

Professors = best quotes

"What kind of poppycock is this?" - Noam Pianko

"My neighbors are complete freakers!" - Noam Pianko

"And everyone drunk a tall!" - Noam Pianko

Uta, how I miss thee

"I have now been struck by the cold that has been going around here" - Uta Poiger

"I'm afraid I'm going to get into a cough attack" - Uta Poiger

Note: Only Kimberly will think these are funny.

That's going in my blog right now

"I don't want to leave my cocoon of warmth right now" -- Madeline Gagner

"Oh my God, my cocoon is breaking!" -- Madeline Gagner

Oh my God!

"It had part of its life and probably some babies and then died IN MY BED, WHERE I SLEEP" -- Kimberly Redding upon finding a dead spider in her bed

Stew, you slay me!

"I sent a bunch of emails out the same day and he responded first. Within 15 minutes actually, which suggests he has little else going on" -- Stew Tolnay remarking on his email correspondence with a collegue

"Are you interested to know why I know that? No? The correct answer is 'Yes, Stew, I am very interested to know why'" -- Stew Tolnay

"It's like a curtain lifting because you new know things about social inquiry you never knew before! Try to contain your excitement about this" -- Stew Tolnay

A picture's worth a 1000 words

Crystal Komenda: "Don't be sad you can't hang out with me all weekend"
Matt Brown: "I am devastated. I'll print your picture and tape it to my seat and pretend to talk to you"