Drunken Disney

These are a collection of quotes from two separate occasions when I found myself intoxicated while watching Disney movies with my dearest Sheepy (Madeline, that's her nickname (don't question it)). By the way, I highly recommend this practice. Disney movies are just so much more entertaining (and dark?) while inebriated.

"It's sand tiger! You just got swallowed by sand tiger! You're dead!" -- Crystal watching Aladdin during the scene where Aladdin is buried in the Cave of Wonders

"Aladdin teaches kids that possessed shit is okay!" -- Crystal reflecting on the morals taught in Aladdin

"Why does the Beast need a prisoner?" -- Madeline watching Beauty and the Beast


"They only loved each other when they were truly themselves... That shit's a moral." -- Crystal watching Beauty and the Beast and reflecting

"He hovered his ass over there!" -- Crystal watching Beauty and the Beast during the scene where the Beast jumps all the way up his grand staircase

"You're not welcome her so get in the basement!" -- Madeline watching Beauty and the Beast imitating the Beast's logic regarding imprisoning Belle's father