"Shelly, you can't be there!" - Shawn from my softball team yelling at Shelly to get behind the backstop
"If eyes are the window to the soul, why does it hurt when I put Windex on them?" - Steven Colbert
"Set phasers to fabulous" - Steven Colbert talking about the new Star Trek movie
"My right brain is an ass" - a patient on the season finale of House
"Think of bankers gone wild" - Jonathan Wender talking about parallels between capitalism and drug culture
"Hi, do you love me?" - Jonathan Wender talking about profiling and having a background of relatedness
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