Spirit of the season, nipping at our heals

"I really wish there was salt on this. I still definitely wish this had salt." - Kimberly Redding eating apple-rasin toast

"Ooooh, she just called you a bitch! Boom, roasted!" - Kimberly Redding

"I'm gonna write to Kyle on a plate! Um, but really. I'm gonna write to him on a plate." - Kimberly Redding

"You're going to fucking write that too! Shit! I gotta go." - Kimberly Redding

Possibly the best thing I've heard a professor say. Ever.

"Don't complain about already finishing your paper. You should stop talking about it in front of your classmates or you might get lynched" - Noam Pianko

Thank you for an awesome class this quarter, Professor!

Gamblin' man

Cody: "So, when I was at the blackjack table earlier and this big Samoan guy sat down next to me. At least I think he was Samoan. Actually, I don't know if he was or not, I just said he was..."

Crystal: "Okay..."

Cody: "Anyway, this guy next to me saw my wrist band... You know, the one you have to wear if you're under 21?"

Crystal: "Yeah..."

Cody: "Yeah, and he saw the wrist band and said 'So the EQC wouldn't let you in?' EQC stands for Emerald Queen Casino."

Crystal: "I know..."

Cody: "I was just checking. Anyway the guy said that and I was like, 'No.' (pause) Wow, I really thought that was going to be a better story"

Crystal: *wild laughter*